{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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Bernabé Williams Figueroa Jr. is a Puerto Rican former professional baseball player and current musician. He played his entire 16-year career in Major League Baseball (MLB) with the New York Yankees from 1991 through 2006.
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Bidaay Byomkesh is a 2018 Indian Bengali detective thriller film written and directed by Debaloy Bhattacharya and produced by Shrikant Mohta and Mahendra Soni under the banner of Shree Venkatesh Films. The film was released on 20 July 2018. It is the sixth installment of Byomkesh film series produced by SVF.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where do hamburgers go to dance?","punchline":"The meat-ball.","id":285}
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