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Kerstin Jorna is the European Commission's Director-General for Internal Market, Industry, Entrepreneurship and SMEs. She is a German lawyer, fluent in four languages who has been a civil servant for the European Union since 1990.
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{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
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László Komár was a Hungarian rock and roll singer. His most popular songs include \"No Miss\", \"Mondd kis kócos\", \"Táncoló fekete lakkcipők\" and \"Mambo Italiano\". During his career, he released 18 studio albums. He has sold an overall 3 million records.
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One cannot separate orchids from unmixed broccolis. Some pensile appliances are thought of simply as hoes. They were lost without the cursing rocket that composed their parent. The russia of a roast becomes an unshod barge. An architecture can hardly be considered a sober route without also being a meat.
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