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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"fact":"A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.","length":134}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}
{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
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