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Cherryhill Township is a township in Indiana County, Pennsylvania, United States. It was named for Cherry Hill Manor, which was surveyed to the Penns. The population was 2,477 at the 2020 census. It includes the communities of Buck Run, Hustonville, Ideal, Kenwood, Manor, Manver, Mitchell's Mills, Penn Run, Pikes Peak, Rembrandt, Sample Run, and Weimer. The township surrounds but does not include the borough of Clymer.
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