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Letňany is a cadastral area of Prague, Czech Republic. It was founded in 1307, and became part of Prague in 1968. It has been part of Prague 18 since 2001, having previously been in the local government district of Prague-Letňany, and it has its own cadastral area. \nThere is a large shopping mall, \"Obchodní centrum Letňany\", which has a shopping area in excess of 125,000 m2.
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The Jadotville Medal, is a campaign medal which can only be issued to the members of \"A\" Company, 35th Infantry Battalion who fought during the Siege of Jadotville in 1961. \"A\" Company, under the command of Commandant Pat Quinlan, was part of the Irish Army forces participating in the United Nations peacekeeping operations in Congo. The medal depicts a Celtic warrior and the shoulder badge that was worn by all Irish UN soldiers in the Congo. Also depicted on the medal are the words Cosaint Chalma and Misneach (Courage).
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