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Villiyanur Matha is a 1983 Indian Tamil-language film, directed by K. Thankappan. The film, starring Sarath Babu, was released on 23 December 1983.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the house go to the doctor?","punchline":"It was having window panes.","id":326}
{"type":"general","setup":"Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?","punchline":"Before was was was was was is.","id":36}
{"type":"general","setup":"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?","punchline":"No, I got them all cut.","id":76}
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