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{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"fact":"Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.","length":92}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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Mad Libs is a word game created by Leonard Stern and Roger Price. It consists of one player prompting others for a list of words to substitute for blanks in a story before reading aloud. The game is frequently played as a party game or as a pastime. It can be categorized as a phrasal template game.
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